I used to feel that way about shooting up heroin/cocaine. Beers ain't shit. Go sit on your porch and drink while mean mugging your sissy neighbors. This is fucking America.
Sit out the front drinking everyday (and make sure they see you). Before you know it they'll be happy when you drink inside, regardless of the time of day. Trust me.
-experienced Aussie
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