okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
so much tequila, so little girl.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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