i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I wear drunk well.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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