We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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