A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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