You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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