why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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