dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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