I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
My dick has a subreddit
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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