I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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