I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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