I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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