just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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