I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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