so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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