have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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