I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I got inside last night via doggy door
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
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