i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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