Dual....:-)
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
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