doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
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