3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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