Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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