Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
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