The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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