Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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