I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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