I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
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