Me. At least after what I've been through.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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