I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
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