what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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