i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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