so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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