I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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