now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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