Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I am one with the molecules
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Randomize
