i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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