This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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