Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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