Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
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