So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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