so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.�
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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