No, you can still breathe under the balls.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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