To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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