dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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