Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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