Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
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