I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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