If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
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