he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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