I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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