just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
did you just send me my own nude
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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